December 2010
shit happens when you're horny.
krizkotv:
She does this when she wants to go outside ^~^
My mom is a cop
she is a good cop.
HOWEVER,
she will not give you a pba card
she will not give you a little shield for your wallet to scare off traffic cops
she will not give me a set of handcuffs
she keeps her guns locked up in a safe
YOU ARE GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT. as are your friends. and boyfriend.
if you behave suspiciously, you are subject to a full search of body, knapsack, and room
and
you...